Little Miss Peecher, from her little official dwelling-house,
with its little windows like the eyes in needles, and its little
doors like the covers of school-books, was very observant indeed
of the object of her quiet affections. Love, though said to be
afflicted with blindness, is a vigilant watchman, and Miss
Peecher kept him on double duty over Mr. Bradley Headstone. It
was not that she was naturally given to playing the spy
— it was
not that she was at all secret, plotting, or mean — it was simply
that she loved the unresponsive Bradley with all the primitive
and homely stock of love that had never been examined or
certificated out of her. If her faithful slate had had the latent
qualities of sympathetic paper, and its pencil those of invisible
ink, many a little treatise calculated to astonish the pupils
would come bursting through the dry Peecher's bosom. For,
oftentimes when school was not, and her calm leisure and calm
little house were her own, Miss Peecher would commit to the
confidential slate an imaginary description of how, upon a balmy
evening at dusk, two figures might have been observed in the
market-garden grounded round the corner, of whom one, being a
manly form, bent over the other, being a womanly form of short
stature and some compactness, and breathed in a low voice the
words, ''Emma Peecher, wilt thou be my own?" after which the
womanly form's head reposed upon the manly form's shoulder, and
the nightingales tuned up. Though all unseen and unsuspected by
the pupils, Bradley Headstone even pervaded the school exercises.
Was Geography in question? He would come triumphantly flying out
of Vesuvius and Atna ahead of the lava, and would boil unharmed
in the hot springs of Iceland, and would float majestically down
the Ganges and the Nile. Did History chronicle a king of men?
Behind him in pepper-and-salt pantaloons, with his watch-guard
round his neck. Were copies to be written? In capital B's and H's
most of the girls under Miss Peecher's tuition were half a year
ahead of every other letter in the alphabet. And Mental
Arithmetic, administered by Miss Peecher, often devoted itself to
providing Bradley Headstone with a wardrobe of fabulous extent;
fourscore and four neck-ties at two and ninepence-halfpenny, two
gross of silver watches at four pounds fifteen and sixpence,
seventy-four black at eighteen shillings; and many similar
superfluities.
The vigilant watchman, using his daily opportunities of
turning his eyes in Bradley's direction, soon apprized Miss
Peecher that Bradley was more preoccupied than had been his wont
and more given to strolling about with a downcast and reserved
face, turning something difficult in his mind that was not in the
scholastic syllabus. Putting this and that together
— combining
under the head "this," present appearances and the intimacy
with Charley Hexam, and ranging under the head "that" the visit
to his sister, the watchman reported to Miss Peecher his strong
suspicions that the sister was at the bottom of it.
from Charles Dickens' Our Mutual Friend
This text is linked to:
Lecture Notes no. 2
Lecture Notes no. 21